Well, who knew?
According to rigorous scientific investigation it turns out this blog (and 77% certain) is written by a male “scientist” at high school level (high school? Is that secondary school in UK terms?). Oh, and the real kicker is that this blog is worth…..(based upon Technorati ranking and advertising potential) …… $40,646.88. Gee! it’s cos I am worth it…..
But my favourite has to be the “Typealyzer” which states: INTJ – The Scientists – The long-range thinking and individualistic type. They are especially good at looking at almost anything and figuring out a way of improving it – often with a highly creative and imaginative touch. They are intellectually curious and daring, but might be physically hesitant to try new things..
The Scientists enjoy theoretical work that allows them to use their strong minds and bold creativity. Since they tend to be so abstract and theoretical in their communication they often have a problem communicating their visions to other people and need to learn patience and use concrete examples. Since they are extremely good at concentrating they often have no trouble working alone.
Wow! Fantastic interpretation, I could be looking at a reflection of me in the virtual mirror. I have long-range thinking, creative, imaginative… (keep ‘em coming..), curious, daring….hesitant. Hey, what do you mean, abstract and theoretical therefore lacking in communication skills? What’s so bad about that? I wasn’t a Trot for nothing… (mutter, mutter). Learn patience? How bourgeois! Oh, and suppose all that patience is a virtue malarky. Again, how bourgeois! I will repeat, I wasn’t a trot for nothing….
And to top it all… I am a loner. Who needs company anyways… ? (mutter, mutter).
So it seems like Harpy needs friends, less of the theory and abstraction and more of the patience. And boy, what scientific, insightful analysis these blog analysers expose….Recommend them utterly… Absolutely. No need to revert to theoretical abstraction.. No more referring to abstract Marxist minutiae..Concrete examples all the way now…..
And stop writing all blokey things and write about womanly things. Yeah, cos women can’t write about political analysis, ideas, or engage in discussion and debate. As in the words of the Harry Enfield/Paul Whitehouse sketch: women know your place!
Oh and note to myself: Must…make…friends!
Hat tip: Zenobia
Think yourself lucky. I came out as ‘Conservative by nature’ on the type analyser one.
Hmm, I came out as INTP (Thinker), 78% male, written at undergraduate level and worth $31,049.70. Well, it takes all sorts.
You got undergraduate…… Dammit!
So are you basically Napoleon Dynamite?
Cheeky sod!
Actually, Rick, come to think of it I would like to be wisecracking cynic Daria Morgendorffer and her equally wisecracking mate, Jane, from the animated series, Daria…I loved it as it was funny and well observed.
Ah, Daria! God, I miss that… not a bad role model either.
Ha! So Splintered you were a fan too! Indeed a good role model….
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