Sitting on the train this morning staring out of the window thinking what a lovely warm sunny day and I am stuck indoors coupled with further miserable thoughts like why the hell did Labour members in Salford decide to keep Blears…??
Then this bloke got on the train, sat opposite me, opened his bag and pulled a copy of Labour Briefing out of it. He then proceeded to flick through it, and settled on an article…..written by myself.
I could tell as I kinda know the outline of themes for Briefing, and in which order they go…not that I memorise the order that would be rather sad, just that I see the page plan of each edition. Also I recognised the pic I had taken for the article.
Sacre bleu! Someone Idon’t recognise is reading my piece..
Is it etiquette to bring attention to yourself by leaning forward exclaiming, ‘I say, comrade,but that’s my article you are seemingly engrossed in…fabulous article, don’cha think’?
But instead I sat there gawping at the bloke reading my article saying nothing but thinking..’What’s the odds of that happening’?
You could have said to the bloke, “I have an photographic memory and all I need is one second glance at that article and I’ll tell you what it says.”
Maybe have a fiver on it.
Seriously have you ever had a psychotic episode when coincidences galore seem to come raining down from the heavens? A good way to achieve this is to forgo all intoxicants, reduce your food intake and exercise a lot listening to music.
Nice one Harpy!
Divine Mr. – that sounds like hell – lots of exercise, no food and no intoxicants – that would defo make me psychotic!!
Try it for three weeks. It’s on me.
NEVER!
Oh come on! It’s like breaking on through to the other side. You’ll be in a very select club.
Diven Mr. I did seven and a halfs months of a twin pregnancy without intoxicants and hardly any food as I was sick throughout the whole term and moving at all felt like extreme exercise – I am more then happy with my chav ways now
That’s pretty cool. I would’ve said something.
One day that’ll happen to me, I swear.
I am sure it will Benjamin.
I think I was too dumbstruck to say anything and a tad nervous as well.
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