Sarah ‘little shop of horrors’ Palin has resigned as Alaska’s governor. I know this happened last Friday but I am still trying to get my head around her resignation speech, which, to sum up, is about ethics, dead fish and quotes from General MacArthur.
What is about about Republicans and their ability to speak total utter surreal nonsense…!
So farewell to the hockey mum Republican who relentlessly pushed the corporate interest (‘Drill’, ‘Drill’, ‘Drill’) while using the usual dog whistle politics of anti-choice, pro-gun creationism of the religious minority in the US.
I am waiting for the ‘Tina Fey’ treatment. And am still wondering if Palin ever got back to Katie Couric about what magazines and newspapers she read….
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/30/palin-a-journalism-major_n_130707.html
http://www.gov.state.ak.us/exec-column.php
But to misquote that fine Hollywood actor, ‘She’ll be back’…. Probably sometimes around 2012…
Gosh darnit!
Btw: The latest Vanity Fair has an article on Palin and McCain. Interesting read….
Oh, and if you are sad to see her go then you can get yourself a scantily-clad Palin action figure (with a scary inane grin).
Hat-tip: Jim Jay
July 6, 2009 at 6:57 pm |
‘What will Sarah Palin do next?’
Learn the tricky habit of punctuation might be an idea!
That speech – sorry, incoherent, rambling nonsense – was scary and funny in equal measure.
July 6, 2009 at 11:32 pm |
There’s something to be said about a chic soccer mum who knows her way around a rifle and a pair of nut crackers.
July 7, 2009 at 1:09 am |
I doubt Sarah Palin wants to move to the white house! She’d be public domain and her every movement would be documented by a press pool. By next month we’ll be washing the car with all the Youbetcha and Palin Quits Shirts and Sarah will be selling books, you betcha!
July 7, 2009 at 5:52 am |
Well firsr off the Fascist presential hopeful Palin would exploit the media exposure. Perhaps there would be an interview with the capitalist OK or Hello magazine. Pictures would be taken of Palin’s garden, bathroom and lounge. Sarah would pocket about 500,000 bucks.
July 7, 2009 at 10:25 am |
ANd then Sarah fascist Palin would do a host of TV and radio shows. Plenty of capitalist dosh will Palin stash. Product endorsements at shopping malls rings up te dollar signs even more. There will even be lectures at universities and institutional consultations.
The fascist monster will continue her capitalist ways and appear at door of LA, the goliath of capitalist greed. Money drips in droves and Palin, the fascist capitalist pig, will stick her flaming nostrils in for more. She will….
July 7, 2009 at 11:06 am |
Any Guesses What Sarah Palin Does in LA?
July 8, 2009 at 1:21 am |
The fascist Sarah Palin avoids the Hills film industry and heads for the heart of the Porn busines. She decides to team up with a Socialist Workers Co-operative because Palin, the money grabbing monster, can takes a huge slice of the royalitie. Ever the business whiz Sarah figures that sales will rocket in nearby Latin America and wherever those planes fly to.
The sales indeed rocket and Palin becomes real rich. At the same time the little workers cooperative also received a massive surge of dosh prompting some on the left to see Sarah Palin to be a socialist heroine. Because that little porn cooperative sprung hundreds of thousands of similar outfits not all in the porn business but many in related areas such as banana growing.
Yes Socialist Sarah Palin. Applause all round.
But what does she do after LA?
July 8, 2009 at 10:34 am |
That’s obvious, more TV chat show talks explains why she played the star role in a Spanish porn film, ‘Palin Rides Rodeo Uno’. She does a marvellous job in portraying her film in chic overtures: e.g. “It’s in Spanish.”
“It was such a one off” she said, “an artistic endeavour, that I’ve always wanted to do since childhood. There’ll never be another one.”
After the tour she went back to LA and did another one, “Palin Rides Duo”. Again his was a massive hit in Latin America and other countries in the world.
More Socialist crowds salute Palin’s efforts.
July 8, 2009 at 10:36 am |
But then, what does she do with all millions?
July 9, 2009 at 7:48 am |
Well, first off she buys some how’s-your-father home-madge-home grown and rolls them into unknown substances. Yea man. She’ll take it easy for a while.
After, Socialist Sarah Palin will buy millions of houses on foreclosure. With her fashion sense she make them into productive cooperatives where people make quality niche products: leather knicjkerbockers and josjjillian undies.
Rock On Our legend SOCIALIST Sarah Palin
July 10, 2009 at 10:21 am |
When Palin gets to London she immediately wins over the crowds. All of the SWP party leave and join Sarah’s Socialist Band. Wads of terrace housing cave in to the Palin finance buying machine. And once again small niche quality products for the adult market as well as other nick nacks are produced by workers all receiving exactly the same.
The whole country gets sucked into the spirit and wave upon wave of workers’ cooperatives all over the country can be seen. It’s a new era and the red flag is high, and socialists beam with joy.
Britain Owes Sarah Palin.