A few of my favourite banker jokes (courtesy of this blog)
On Fred the Shred: “You can call him a tosser, You can call him a wanker, But whatever you do, Don’t call him a banker”
A banker, a Daily Mail reader and a benefit claimant are sitting at a table sharing 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 and says to the Daily Mail reader: “Watch out for the benefit claimant, he wants your biscuit”
What’s the problem with banker jokes? Bankers don’t think they’re funny, normal people don’t think they’re jokes.
If a banker and a politician are drowning and you can only save one of them, do you go for lunch or watch some tele?