Update on Carer Watch

I posted about this a week ago. It seems Carer Watch’s forum has been reinstated. Atos contacted the internet providers who closed the forum down. It seems it’s because of a post someone wrote way back in March!! Er, why wait this long to say anything……????

One point that seems overlooked in debates about outsourcing public sector work to private companies is the use of commercial confidentiality and the defamation laws to protect these firms from public criticism and accountability? Criticise the DWP for always being incompetent at something? While in a democracy the citizen can say what he or she wants to about the government. Say the same thing about the outsourcing company that takes over the same function? Be careful you are not damaging their reputation which they view as you attacking their corporate private property. Want to know ho much they spend on consultants? Perhaps how any of these consultants were former politicians or senior civil servants? How much time to they spend monitoring what is said about them on the internet? Commercially confidential information each time.

Killer squirrel

Don’t be fooled by this innocent little squirrel quietly gnawing away at the nut ‘cos after it scoffed it and I took the pic the pesky sod threw the nut shell at me (doesn’t like cameras….) and leapt to another part of the branch disturbing the water in the leaves on the tree and covering me with rain water. Honestly, this bushy rodent with good PR was trying my patience.

Could turn it into the 2012 summer blockbuster (which even Mark Kermode would approve of…ahh c’mon, you will).

Coming to a multiplex near you….. a group of people decided to spend their afternoon wandering in the park, it would be a decision they would regret…for….ever!!

(Cute squirrel munching on nut) … “Ahhh look at the lovely squirrel”…The group stand around marvelling at the bushy tree hopping grey rodent, then all of a sudden its eyes change into a scary red colour or something equally creepy and the group discover they are surrounded by the bushy critters revealing their sharp vampire fangs….

….And a love for human flesh….

(Cue scene of squirrels growling, gnashing of the fangs flinging themselves at stunned humans)

…Backstory is that squirrels ate radio-active nuts which turned them into mutant little bushy rodents.

(Cue humans chased around the woods by flesh eating squirrels using the trees to hop from one to the next keeping one paw ahead).

So next time you go to the park just watch out for those little horrors watching you from the trees ready to lob a nut at your head to attract your attention.

And then the chase starts……..hehehehe