Don’t be fooled by this innocent little squirrel quietly gnawing away at the nut ‘cos after it scoffed it and I took the pic the pesky sod threw the nut shell at me (doesn’t like cameras….) and leapt to another part of the branch disturbing the water in the leaves on the tree and covering me with rain water. Honestly, this bushy rodent with good PR was trying my patience.
Could turn it into the 2012 summer blockbuster (which even Mark Kermode would approve of…ahh c’mon, you will).
Coming to a multiplex near you….. a group of people decided to spend their afternoon wandering in the park, it would be a decision they would regret…for….ever!!
(Cute squirrel munching on nut) … “Ahhh look at the lovely squirrel”…The group stand around marvelling at the bushy tree hopping grey rodent, then all of a sudden its eyes change into a scary red colour or something equally creepy and the group discover they are surrounded by the bushy critters revealing their sharp vampire fangs….
….And a love for human flesh….
(Cue scene of squirrels growling, gnashing of the fangs flinging themselves at stunned humans)
…Backstory is that squirrels ate radio-active nuts which turned them into mutant little bushy rodents.
(Cue humans chased around the woods by flesh eating squirrels using the trees to hop from one to the next keeping one paw ahead).
So next time you go to the park just watch out for those little horrors watching you from the trees ready to lob a nut at your head to attract your attention.
And then the chase starts……..hehehehe
Well comrade I have them on the roof of my third floor council flat here in Canning Town, don’t know how they get up there but they do, so far the ferret has not noticed them which is a good thing as she is a pacificist.
Jim, they are cheeky little bushy-tailed rodents them squirrels
After a Rent-o-kill team are wiped out by furry little devils,
the park ranger, 6ft 3 ins muscle manTodd calls in Squirrel expert and babe Dr Rebecca Squirt. She discovers a way to kill the super Squirrels but gets eaten by one before she can tell anyone, thank god! Todd also gets killed you will be glad to know.